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totallyshawna

totallyshawna

When teachers give homework they should instantly be arrested for murder because homework feels like death.

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

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lolthefunniest:

every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp

tastefullyoffensive:

Emails from the House Sitter [grimmalkin/picrequests]

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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coolvintagesoul:

I hope this sinks in your hearts.

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goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

Lmfao that’s the most pathetic fucking thing I’ve ever heard, I can’t believe schools in the US are actually creating a dress code for women on the premise of “it distracts boys” Jesus Christ

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